A phone conversation.

No, I'm not a lesbian.... No, my failed relationships and propensity for emotionally stunted men couldn't turn me gay. You do not just turn gay, that's not how it works!... Please don't worry, I'm not a lesbian and will never be one because I was not born like that. Don't be ridiculous, please... Oh, please! What gave you that idea in the first place? ... Fine, if you wanna keep it up, I'm having a secret affair with a guy! There's no love, no future, no real involvement. It's been going on for a decade and I hope it stays that way, just meaningless mindblowing sex, no strings attached. Satisfied now? ... Mom? ... Mom?... Are you not talking because you're stroking or because you're silently wishing I were a lesbian?